Yea you know who they are, love them or hate them, they just can’t seem to keep their little grubby fingers off the keyboards when it comes to group chat. They are the ones the never have a problem with their horses, even if Amaretto themselves claims they are aware of the problem and are working on a fix. They often claim that their support tickets are taken care of in less then 2 hours, even though the rest of the community has waited days with no reply. They will be the first ones to bitch at a person for advertising in chat, and will bitch and moan about it for the next 30 minutes, going on and on about how they are muting the person and will never buy a horse from them, and of course they will be posting the group charter over and over again all the while. They will complain about the “complainers” for hours on end, often calling fellow customers of Amaretto names like “retard, idiot, assholes, cry babies, whiners, bullshitters,” and the list goes on. They will never admit they are wrong for any reason even if Amaretto CSR’s and the owners come into chat and clearly state they are wrong. Instead they will all put on the happy face and start praising the Amaretto staff and pretend they never said anything. When other customers start to copy and paste things they had just said they will get all flustered and claim they are filing AR’s with Linden Lab. The Ass Kisser, they are a strange breed, they lack any real opinion of their own, but only follow what their collective brain tells them.
Below is a list of the most well known Ass Kisser’s with a brief description of their habits in group chat. Beware of these people, as they lack the very basics of business ethics, as well as simple respect for fellow man.
Noah Chapman (noah.chapman)12/17/2006
These two are a husband and wife tag team. Never ever will they speak out against Amaretto. Never do they have a problem with their horses. They will often gang up together with other members of the Ass Kisser’s club to pick on people in chat. Often they seem to come into group chat after a conversation has been going on for some time, as if they were messaged to come partake in a good lynching of a fellow Amaretto customer.
Rider Afterthought (rider.afterthought)9/21/2010
This one here is just flat out nasty. One to avoid at all cost. She is a queen of drama, and is often found trolling the group chat. Recently though she lived up to her last name “Afterthought” when she spent over an hour in group chat claiming that Josaphine the owner of Amaretto was selling horses on the secondary market. Even after Dakota repeatedly told her no that Josaphine has never and would never sell horses on the secondary market she persisted on. She changed her tune by some sort of a “afterthought” when Josaphine herself came into chat and denied all accusations of selling on the secondary market. She then quietly slipped out of group chat and has been somewhat silent.
Kiana is the Queen of the Ass Kisser’s, she is found in group chat daily with the King of the Ass Kisser’s Newfie Shuffle. She makes Rider Afterthought look like a perfect angel when it comes to the nasty department. In one sentence she will help one person and completely degrade another. She sits on the theory that since she has been breeding horses since the first few weeks she knows everything and can not and will not be proven wrong. She looks down upon anyone who has not been breeding horses as long as her. When teamed up with Newfie they are relentless when they find a victim to pick on and will not stop even after the person has left chat all together.
Leandra Kohnke (leandra.kohnke)10/16/2007
Once a very vocal supporter of Amaretto, Leandra recently discovered that Amaretto uses RedZone on their sims and has since cut her ass kissing time down in group chat. None the less she is still present in group chat from time to time and still thinks Amaretto can do no wrong. Such a quandary this must be for her as she spoke out so much about the use of Red Zone on sims so many times in group chat only to find her idols are in fact using it too. Poor Leandra, we all kinda miss her ramblings in chat as she was a great source of entertainment for many.
Up until March 4th, Xolani was a staple ass kisser in the group chat. Never did she have a issue with Amaretto products, often telling people there was no problems at all. Should someone not agree with her she would tell them to just leave Amaretto horses. She was often found calling people names and disregarding anyone with a issue as just a mere complainer. That is till she adamantly stood by her accusations of buying horses from Josaphine, the owner of Amaretto on the secondary market, going as far as claiming she could not only provide the horses UUID but actual proof of the transaction. Ultimately she was removed from the group for her claims and was the direct cause of the removal of the Amaretto satellite store on the Pets sim. Just goes to show, should you kiss ass for to long one day you may just get shit on by the ass you kiss. She will not be missed as she was right up there on the nasty meter with Kiana and Rider.
Newfie Shuffle (newfie.shuffle)1/15/2010
The King of all Ass Kisser’s. When it comes to Amaretto and Newfie, Amaretto has never, is not, and will never do wrong. Newfie firmly believes there is not one single thing wrong with the current 2.0 update. He is in complete denial of the facts of certain bugs confirmed by Amaretto themselves, because it don’t happen to his horses. Should a person ask in group chat about a certain confirmed bug, Newfie will attack them with his “there is no problems” stance. He will then proceed to attack the person with name calling and telling them to just leave. Newfie is always outdoing everyone as well, no matter what you have Newfie has a better one, he don’t just have a one he has two better ones. As it has been said, Newfie and Kiana will team up on chastising and humiliating other Amaretto customers at every opportunity they can.
This one here is such an ass kisser that on both her birthday and her anniversary she decided that instead of logging off and having a good time she would stay in Amaretto group chat and call anyone that came in with a question concerning the 2.0 update a complainer and insist to them to just get rid of their horses and leave Amaretto. Now folks that’s dedication to kissing ass. You can’t miss her in group chat she is the one with the incredibly annoying double and triple spaces between her words when she types.